Friday, December 16, 2011

Top 5 lies Women tell...

Well as I mentioned in my previous video (how to escape a guy at the club) Lying appears to me to be human nature. We may "exaggerate the truth" to make a story seem more interesting or to prevent an altercation in hopes to sugar coat the "hurtful truth". Whatever the reason if your not telling the exact truth than your LYING. Get used to it! But today I have a confession, I know us lovely women have a few interesting small white lies we tell to men, in hopes to keep the peace and I'm going to expose them!

1.) I'm Not Mad At You...
Now I personally have been a very active user of this line. 8/10 times I was definitely lying. But I believe woman use this line in order to not seem like they are always nagging or simply to prevent an argument. Whatever the case or reason is, if i was you I would take in more consideration and thought when my lady says "No, I'm not mad at you."
2.)I weigh #$@!
Luckily I'm satisfied with my weight but I have encountered many conversations where ladies cant seem to be upfront truthful about their weight. Lets face it, I blame the media and guys uncontrollable love for hot woman wit fit bodies. Your not gonna want a Nikki Parker over a Stacy Dash. So excuse her insecurities she's just trying to seem attractive and not like a porky. Let her know you don't care about her weight as long as she looks attractive and keeps her health up to par.
3.) How bout you give me your number and I'll call you.
Okay listen it's hard to be mean to a guy that's actually nice and a good guy but he's just not your type. So we give the false impression like we are interested in calling you. The ugly truth:We never plan to call ever! Sorry!
4.) I've slept with "this" many guys..
Ok this is a little tricky maybe we rounded down, could of rounded up..or it could be an unintentional lie because we failed to keep good track of our "numbers". Either way i'm sure its one of these two things Either she doesn't want to seem inexperienced or she's unsure how her number will portray her to you (to be a slut or not to be? hmm..) *important this doesn't mean that all girls are lying when they give you a number!
5.) I bought it on sale!
7/10 times it wasn't on sale! We cant resist the perfect purse or pair of heels! If we come across a "must have item" our budgets may seem to be unconsidered in the situation. But we don't want you to think we are shopping out of control. So what we lied to get that amazing purse!? Get over it...or start going shopping with us! Either way you lose!

3 comments:

  1. Omfg! this is so true and so funny!!

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  2. LOL! Thx, i think i'ma do top 5 lies guys tell too. That should be interesting. lol

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